They all follow the same basic template, being gore, slasher, full with blood a must, rubbish plots, bad acting and generally unlikable characters.
Half the time I find myself rooting for the axe-wielding psychopath.
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Anyways, one of da main points Im diggin out of these horror movies is that.
You know they are very predictable and I dont have to study Media in A-lvl to be able to put it into a drawing board on any horror movies who would die 1st, who would live, why they died and how. And I can tell you why.
All that and No need for a Facebook application questionaire to tell u.
Hmm...
lets break it down and c where we go...
Big titted b*tch is always the first to go, me thinks.
Nope, the black guy ALWAYS dies first. It's horror film 101.
So horror movies are inherently racist aswell?
haha yes, even horror movies are RACISTS.
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try tellin me otherwise, until then. go to this link below n open your eyes. 0.0
http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/blackdeath.htm
Big titted b*tch is always the first to go
That's the common 1. Also a woman wearing red, somebody in bare feet, teenage relationships in a parent's bedroom and a guy who says something sexually explicit.
and of course, the black dude too, poor fella. it goes without saying.
OOHH and,
Virgins 99.9% always survive.
true story.
Lame right?
I know.
This is directly one of the reasons why Hollywood are adaptin a more Asian horror ingredient approach to their Horror genre. Not even mentioning they have been buyin copyrights and licenses to those number of success proven household horror titles from the far east Asia. i.e The Ring, Grude etc etc.
Good night racists.
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