LongStory.

Have been tryin hard to find da time slot wif the right frame of mind to write this entry down. you know its reali hard to get myself back in the writing rythm again after being out n lazy writin in the blog so it took me a week since dat night out to write this.

I went figure for some hours how do I really write this whole big big 2 days eventouting out? Coz the truth is its gotta b reali a whole hell lot to say n long and windin it will be. but heck, seriously. I think da oni way is to reali write it all out wat, my view my perspective how I perceive it coz it has been all along my way. of writing here. I nvr wanted my virtual diary to be a place of commercial blog or a daily place for comics n comedy to cheer some visitor reader up with a certain Food for thought or da nex hottest information on the now from da net. But its true that I did begin to like da attention given by visitors n frens alike to my blog as I write more n more entries it actuali slides off to the pattern where I actuali subsoncsiously wanna write n post to cater to da readers interest with jokes n stuff. I guess its inevitable huh?Then again I can only be at my most comfortable writin it all out not fearin for the lot or anyone gonna get bored readin all these load of stuff jz bout my happennings aroun me. Itll only be fluid writin like this. I write so that I perpetuate these.

Last friday

Joey and I had another meet up, yes. n this time aroun he drove all the way from his own crib to my frens place at Ampang Zoo to pick me up. I gotta say well done son, I got a notion dat u reali like testin urself on da roads n try locatin places u nvr been to right? He made it to me in d end.

We set off to the Pyramid to meet up wif Cecilia and her rural camp frens from inti. Emily, Megan and Ying Ying. Ntg too remarkable took place but it was a dismay though coz one of da evenin ultimatums was that her fren Emily who has jz came back from the US lost her handphone, rather carelessly in the toilet. In an effort to get her mind off it I offered one of my 2 arcade tokesn left to cecilia to tell her its her own so to give it to her with the intention of pursuadin her to the arcade to hav sum fun mayb?

but ahh... I lost that Mario go kart race that I have been anticipatin for long to Joey. N it was durin da last minute, wait, second he overtakes me to the finishin line!! argh. haha ok i lost.

Toppin off the night we drove up to the Cheras look out point, now that was da 1st time ive been there. Ntg much happened except me n cc was havin our heads over the joeys estimas roof window for most part of the journey there yellin gibberish. lol. Oh yea, there was this one notable occurance. We went in the supposed place by havin to pay rm2 for the entrance cum parkin space ticket. N so we did. But on the way up da hill one of da person incharge up there signals to us to u turn back down coz there r no more spaces left n so we did n ended up misdirected to the outside of the area so we walked back inside to the parking lot to get back our rm 2 back, yes rm 2. haha. but the fella said it was into da system d blabla so we cudn get it back n at this moment Joey looked rather infuriated wow scary haha.

But there was more to dat, a toast mayb? while walkin up the stairs we heard a sudden loud thud sound n as we turn to look a grey satria tried to reverse his car to re park his car nicely to da space but ended hittin da car bhind n then in panic he drove right back to the front in an instant hittin the other car bside da parkin space infront as well. wtf reali. It was a malay couple mayb his 1st time takin his girl out he was in that state of virgin-ly nervous? haha.

I ended up spendin the night at Joeys place. nex day he had a house party with his family n relatives. I was invited to join, along wif Woo and Kerry, though at 1st my plan was to leave his crib n get back to where Im supposed to be at.

Well it was reali nice to b there coz of course I was pampered wif loads n loads of food n hospitality by Mrs Choon n the rest as well. They made me feel like home la. thx again Joey n ur family. but no thx to his brother who constantly tried to make me a gay mate of his hahaha.

The party was supposed to be one for and only his family members n relatives like aunties uncles n cousins because they haven had the chance to meet joey n his bro since they came home from Nottingham. Then there his mom tapao like wat, 200 packs of nasi lemaks ? for da party. It was reali not bad though and his kakak was very nice she made me fried egg and offer me those lobak. me n woo n kerry actuali love da taste of it so much we ended finishin it w.o joey tastin it even hahaha.

Also, I must not forget to mention joeys paternal grandmother. She was abit scary, to me at least at 1st. Coz i cudn make out was she was tryin to say all da time she was speakin mandarin to me n she didn speak english n cantonese as well so I jz kept noddin my head like a puppy n smile like a clown I think haha but end up we had a few conversations on the dinin table, without actuali knowin wat she was tokin bout da whole time.... wathehell. hahaha. how did we have those convos. She was reali nice though she made me n da frens cut pineapples.

The peeps all went for mahjong after da meal n I tot i was supposed to study upstairs in joey room alone coz I was havin my resit Criminal Paper on the comin Monday yea. But u know how these kinda story goes rite, u usually end up cudn n wudn do so with a crowd n frens down there wif a party goin on. Bad bad choice Dennis. haha so I actuali reali reali sat down beside the frens watch them as they mahjong themselves. I dun know how to mahjong. It was funny though coz Woo begun to lose alot n he was obviously throwin tantrum at joey whenever joey said sumthin hahahaha poor joey he was tryin to be nice all da time. And woo was tryin to stay cool all da time n we all know he cudn rite. lol. Kerry offered to teach but so far Im only able to rem some cartoonish symbols la.

His other family members n cousins were playin their own set of mahjong at another table at this time and this is da part where I got to know some if not most of his cousins. Jasmine Jason Jordan to name a few. All J's.....

Time passed n came the moment his family members callin out to each other to get ready for, this. MOS. yes. Ministry of Sound. lol. The funny thing is, this is a reversal of the norm coz the older folks, his mum n uncles aunties were pursuadin hard on Joey to follow them to head for clubbin n Joey as the guy we know nvr the one who goes clubbin coz shit he cant dance for nuts all he does is learn how to b an iceberg n drink out his life. Pubs r da place he only goes to n u know, he doesn know how to social the way the club goes roun n he doesn get on hittin the girls he is slightly shy if u dun know him. Joey was declinin da whole time his older folks were pursuadin him. Coz Woo Kerry n him initially planned to go foosball at Asia cafe. But eventually the ultimatum was set n Joey decided to go n his mom askd me to tag along since ill be again stayin over that night. Woo n Kerry didn wanna follow coz Woo has... I dunknow. i think he either lost most of his money or he nits to save up for somethin but we all understand. this made Kerry to not go too coz she has to fetch him back home. Well, for sure we had hoped that they will follow. I did my part buggin them but to no avail la.

Joey changed, rather to a sloppy look ( one decision he will come to regret later on ) and I jz went out da way I dressed. Me n him told his family that we will join them at MOS later on coz we'll b goin for foosball wif kerry n woo 1st. I get battered like hell like fuck at foosball wei hahahaha I was so noob i scored da most goals. OWN GOALS. kerry in contrary was da witch of foosball i think everytime she got da ball we will be wettin our pants she is so chun la. I suck like heck wei i know I nvr reali played but they didn spare me any face either everyone didn wanan team me coz whoever teamed me lost hahaha. OK now my birthday is drawin closer so I told them guys get me a foosball table k i wanna train my ass up n kick ur assess soon lol.

Js a few games n we were to get our way headed to the club oredi but it was COCOBANANA in d end bcoz MOS was closed for bhind closed doors celebration for the MTV world stage artists on dat night at sunway. Parted our ways n me n joey finally met up wif his mom n got into da club without payin coz they have oredi ordere 2 bottles of chivas reservin for about 10 to 15 ppl i think.

And yea, this is my 1st time at Cocobanana and I heard it was a notorious spot for LALAs and fightin lol i don know. His family n relatives were reali nice ppl so I joined them in the seats n started pourin ourselves to drink. Wow the cousins approached me n joey to hit da dance floor. yea positive for me coz I love to dance n I CAN dance quite rightly haha but joey was reluctant coz he don dance so I dont reali even expect him to do so but suprise me, he did agree to it but he needed two glass of da hard liquor 1st to i think brace himself, albeit with a drunk condition so he wudn b sket. then we set off to the dancefloor wif da cousins leavin da older ones bhind n wat else, danced. the floor was I have to say not the best one coz it was rubbery n not smooth at all coz its meant to b smooth so u can glide or slide or move ur feet well dishin out ur steps. but oh well we jz hit our stride anyhow n danced. hahahah wtf joey reali did dance but it was funny he was tiltin his head awkwardly from side to side but hey for me it was a good that he at least started to move he NVR DANCES okay. We joked n dance sillyly wif the cousins n the playlist were not bad either i guess bcoz da dj was a black. he knows his stuff i suppose.

It started to get reali crowded n I was dared to get to this girl dancin nex to us which well I did not accept hahaa. Mayb I was being a chicken but all hail Joey coz the nex thing I know was Jasmine pokin to me pointin me to Joey. He was deliberately dancin wif a girl, unknown. stranger........ WTF. hahahaha n da icing on da cake was da girl isn too shabby lookin either. Giler respect I reali dunknow how he ended up there but i think i have to b proud i guess hahaha. We jus paused n went back to our table for drinks when we're tired n then resumed dancin from time to time. In d end we found out it was bad news for Joey coz turns out the girl was a lesbian she was with 2 other girls, a tomboy. He tapped on her shoulder n she didn care to look back to him hahahaha he was dejected like fck. He even tot dat her tomboy fren was reali a boy didn know she was actuali a girl.

Nvm, we carried on to da night drinkin quite alot coz da cousins were reali intimidatin makin me bottoms up for twice as far as i can rem. i did a mistake once coz my glass was fully half filled wif da chivas n oni a lil coke in it n i bottom upped it. After being hit twice lidat I reali reali started to get REAL tipsy n warm.I think at dat point all i did was laughin n tokin cock wif joey. He himself wasn on the better side either , he was also reali red n stil reelin from the rejection he got from his lesbian chick hahahah he was cursin complanin all da time. he went to toilet n came back forgettin to zip his pants until only after I accidentally poured my drink on his pants wahahahah. he shud thank me. zip back boy.

By now we;re reali drunk and sweaty. We literally danced our asses off n the place is closin already, it was 3am. So we left n drove home. Aunty was drivin, joey was stil cursin his lesbian luck, justin was worried bout aunty not being able to drive properyly coz she almost hit a roadbar. When we reached home, joey was so drunk he was actuali lyin on his bedrooms floor wtf . i askd him wathehell y r u sleepin on da floor he said he cant move n i was so tired n headache i lied on da bed but thing is his bro justin is stilvery much sober he didn drink much he said he hates chivas so he suggested we go kitchen for another roun of beer wtf I can die wei. He was reali up to his normal self being a constant joker n pestin on me da whole time i was lyin on da bed half dead. I mus be seeing stars at this point. i had no strength watsoever to push him away he was on me da whole time buggin me sayin he is gay lets hav some disco stick game lovegame dans le lovegame blablabla love my ass n all. zzzz. i reali cant move already n joey was stil dead on da floor so Justin went downstairs n took 3 cans of tiger beers to us instead wtf I told him we cant drink anymore I can reali puke if so. n then somehow we all 3 ended up on da floor as well tokin bollocks n drinkin sumore but i oni took like wat a few sips n joey oni had one mouth of da beer oni dats all. Joey was stil complainin bout da girl tryin to reason why she didn choi him he thinks dat it was bcoz he didn dress nicely (yes joey ur so dumb u dress like a nerd) n he regretted he didn do his hair hahahaha. 1st time i see this side of him. N then suddenly there was a sms to my fone it was Jasmine sayin "thx for da protection" to me? oni then i figured out that it was durin da dancefloor when she askd me to "protect" her coz there were a group of malay dudes dancin wif us askin whether 2 of da girls wif us r our girlfriends o not but those fellas were actuali no harm la reali they were kinda frenly tbh n didn do anythin. jasmine did askd me to dance nearer to her so the other fellas cudn get close. But i did nothin reali la so I replied dun worry bout it no biggie. but Justin noticed da msg n wwas sayin dat im hittin on his cousin sister wth. da bro finally left n my poor buttocks was saved hahaha I proceeded to shower n joey said i was being crazy stil takin a shower so late wtf we were stinkin smelly he said he didn want it. I jz literally lied on da bathroom floor while da shower pours hahaah. n then i got out n he was for fucks sake drunk til da level he kept singin to Jaychou songs on his laptop. I had a headache too much to actuali care bout his awful singing anymore. Nevertheless, I askd him the million dollar question in th end. In spite of his original reluctance and the lesbian agenda, did he regret optin to club. No he sed. I believe at the end of the night he and I share a mutual perception. Alot of great crazy fun. This will stay in da head for sumtime.
Good night.

The end....... gasp...

I make them good boys go bad. No resistance.

p/s: lets make a date again. with the rest of our frens along this time aroun : )